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The truth of Champagne Liberals #Leaked

Anupam Kher: Only ‘champagne liberals’ talk about intolerance. …there are some people in the party [BJP] who speak nonsense, and ill-behave, whether it is Sadhvi or Yogi…they should be put behind the bars, thrown out of the party.

Sadhvi Prachi: That’s sheer intolerance!

Anupam Kher: You’re a champagne liberal!

Sadhvi Prachi: Wh…at? I am what?

Anupam Kher: Shut up or I’ll call police.

Sadhvi Prachi: We will continue our fight for the Hindu cause and if you have courage, you should jail me and Yogi Adityanath.

Yogi Adityanath: Anupam Kher has proved that he is a villain not only on reel but also in real life.

Anupam Kher: That’s intolerance!

Sadhvi Prachi and Yogi: You’re a champagne liberal!

The Angry Indian guide to mass murder

Wajah-ul-Qatal by HKS Qaeda satire

“Mass murder by chemicals should be punishable by death while the same by more organic methods will be looked upon with much leniency,” opines an expert who does not want to be named, studying streams of cascading data on his laptop before a state-of-the-art research center in Denialistan. “Because we must all … Continue reading

Heartbroken by Barack’s National Prayer breakfast, Modi asks Amit Shah to investigate

Prime Minister Mr. Modi with Barak

Intelligence agencies in India have flagged Barak’s National Prayer Breakfast speech as alarming. “It is impossible that after having such a thrilling experience at our Republic Day, and being our Prime Minister’s best friend, he forgot so soon.” a senior official shared, on the condition of confidentiality. “Baba Ramdev has … Continue reading

Midas Mumbani and the bloodlust

midas mumbai mukesh ambani vampire

A long, long time ago, in a far away land, lived a vampire called Midas Mumbani. Like all vampires, Midas Mumbani survived on blood. But unlike other vampires, Midas Mumbani didn’t drink only as much blood as he needed, he feared starvation, so he hoarded blood. Freezer upon freezer of … Continue reading

276 tribal villages in remote Andhra meet the intergalactic hyperspatial bypass

Vogon Commander Modi

People of soon to be submerged villages, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Namo of the Galactic Hyperspace Irrigation Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial irrigation route through your … Continue reading

Let the Development begin: Modi ~ @Maddyb65

Let there be development, said Modi

In an unprecedented development Rajnath Singh, the BJP president, has called a press conference and declared that with the current voter participation, and numerous alliances they’ve already reached the magic 272 figure halfway through the election. Rajnath Singh on Friday affirmed that the National Democratic Alliance has secured a clear … Continue reading

Techie reveals Modinator Modidroid ~ @arhn7

Modinator Modidroid

Rajiv Patail, an Indian origin techie living in Palo Alto California told us about his invention today. He has named it Modinator Modidroid. Modidroid for short. Modidroid is a cross platform software built with Artificial Intelligence and is responsible for running the Gujarat government for past few months now. Rajiv … Continue reading