Anupam Kher: Only ‘champagne liberals’ talk about intolerance. …there are some people in the party [BJP] who speak nonsense, and ill-behave, whether it is Sadhvi or Yogi…they should be put behind the bars, thrown out of the party.
Sadhvi Prachi: That’s sheer intolerance!
Anupam Kher: You’re a champagne liberal!
Sadhvi Prachi: Wh…at? I am what?
Anupam Kher: Shut up or I’ll call police.
Sadhvi Prachi: We will continue our fight for the Hindu cause and if you have courage, you should jail me and Yogi Adityanath.
Yogi Adityanath: Anupam Kher has proved that he is a villain not only on reel but also in real life.
Anupam Kher: That’s intolerance!
Sadhvi Prachi and Yogi: You’re a champagne liberal!
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Intelligence agencies in India have flagged Barak’s National Prayer Breakfast speech as alarming. “It is impossible that after having such a thrilling experience at our Republic Day, and being our Prime Minister’s best friend, he forgot so soon.” a senior official shared, on the condition of confidentiality. “Baba Ramdev has … Continue reading
A long, long time ago, in a far away land, lived a vampire called Midas Mumbani. Like all vampires, Midas Mumbani survived on blood. But unlike other vampires, Midas Mumbani didn’t drink only as much blood as he needed, he feared starvation, so he hoarded blood. Freezer upon freezer of … Continue reading
India is plagued with rapes in states that are not governed well. Bharat is relatively safer as are BJP governed states like Madhya Pradesh and Rajasthan. Uttar Pradesh is one such state where rapes happen all the time. Hanging girls from trees is at risk of becoming a state tournament … Continue reading
People of soon to be submerged villages, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Namo of the Galactic Hyperspace Irrigation Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial irrigation route through your … Continue reading
After Modi’s stunning victory in the Lok Sabha polls and the commencement of a massive phase of India’s Modification, Adani group has announced the launch of Adani Air – a new premium airline. Inside sources say this is the real reason for the rise in Adani stock over the last … Continue reading
It is all serene here in the early hours of the big day when a super hero will be born. The scent of desi ghee wafts on the breeze as the first offering to the newborn God promises to leave the fortunate few thousand to be blessed with a taste … Continue reading
In an unprecedented development Rajnath Singh, the BJP president, has called a press conference and declared that with the current voter participation, and numerous alliances they’ve already reached the magic 272 figure halfway through the election. Rajnath Singh on Friday affirmed that the National Democratic Alliance has secured a clear … Continue reading
Rajiv Patail, an Indian origin techie living in Palo Alto California told us about his invention today. He has named it Modinator Modidroid. Modidroid for short. Modidroid is a cross platform software built with Artificial Intelligence and is responsible for running the Gujarat government for past few months now. Rajiv … Continue reading