मोदीनोमिक्स

(चुनाव के पहले) मोदी: इस देश की अर्थव्यवस्था किसने बिगाड़ी? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: किसने बिगाड़ी? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: तो %&^*^(&$*&%* कौन? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: तो इसको सुधारेगा कौन? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: तो वोट किसको दोगे? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. … Continue reading

Nostradamus’ top ten predictions about India

1) At some point of time in future, a man will lead India and they will no longer be ashamed of being Indian. 2) A language will evolve in India as a language of common people in which Good will translate as ‘achcha’ and Day will translate as ‘din’. 3) … Continue reading

“Once we oxidize US of A, we will go ahead to oxidize the whole world” : Trump

Donald Trump was asked “If oxygen was discovered in 1783, how could human breathe before?” He answered at length as follows: I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me, and they ask me. They say, … Continue reading