मोदीनोमिक्स

(चुनाव के पहले) मोदी: इस देश की अर्थव्यवस्था किसने बिगाड़ी? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: किसने बिगाड़ी? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: तो %&^*^(&$*&%* कौन? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: तो इसको सुधारेगा कौन? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: तो वोट किसको दोगे? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. … Continue reading

The Government has returned 15 Lakhs as promised, but you just don’t know about it.

New Delhi: In a shocking revelation by the finance ministry, Arun Jaitley, popularly known as 78% Media Mantri and 22% Finance minister, has revealed some shocking information in the Rajya Sabha today that has shaken the very existence and being of all Indians. During the ongoing parliament section, there has … Continue reading

276 tribal villages in remote Andhra meet the intergalactic hyperspatial bypass

Vogon Commander Modi

People of soon to be submerged villages, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Namo of the Galactic Hyperspace Irrigation Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial irrigation route through your … Continue reading

The online army worried as elections come to an end soon ~ @arhn7

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Nandu Lal Saxena, twenty two, a resident of Gurgaon, seemed very frustrated and depressed on the evening of April 19. “Yeh kya chu*****a hai yaar” he said when his friends asked him what was wrong. Kaveri Kalamlkar, 32, housewife and a resident of Akola in Maharashtra was also very pensive … Continue reading