New Jantar Mantar In Varanasi

Guest post by superspy Itch Guard salesman, Prashant Khanna. Stocks expected to boom soon. To ensure continuity in his ‘Dharnas’ without any break, Aam Aadmi Supremo Arvind Kejriwal today ordered UP chief minister to construct a new ‘Jantar Mantar’ in Varanasi. Mr. Kejriwal was pensive and appeared slightly concerned about … Continue reading

BJP attempts a hostile takeover of Adobe Systems, makers of photoshop software

New Jersey: The BJP, India’s leading patron of Adobe System’s award winning software Adobe Photoshop, today attempted a hostile takeover of Adobe Systems Incorporated. Official sources indicate that the bid was mounted after the BJP came under increased pressure from Arvind Kejriwal of AAP.  Kejriwal had challenged BJP to prove … Continue reading

The strength of Arvind Kejriwal

Kejriwal carrying Rahul and Sonia Gandhi

An important photo leaked by investigating agencies shows Kejriwal carrying Rahul Gandhi and Sonia Gandhi to an undisclosed location. This has got the BJP worried, as they need Rahul and Sonia to be there for their election campaign to succeed. Dr. Harshvardhan protested that this was unconstitutional. “Kejriwal should be … Continue reading

AAP team gatecrashes into Cong-BJP Kabaddi match, melee ensues

In a surprise development, an AAP team forced itself into a Cong-BJP kabaddi match and insisted on participating in the game. The audience was stunned as an AAP team lead by Arvind Kejriwal in a muffler entered the ground just when an angry Meenakshi Lekhi of the BJP lifted the umpire … Continue reading

Nothing can stop Modi from becoming PM now #BJPPhotoshopLaghuUdyog

narendra modi with crown

A recent secret meeting of the Union of BJP Photoshop Laghu Udyog karmacharis and esewaks came to the conclusion that they have the capabilities to make Narendra Modi the Prime Minister regardless of election results. “Internal assessment of our deployment capabilities have repeatedly shown that regardless of reality, we are … Continue reading

Aam Aadmi Party to solve Delhi’s power crisis

aam aadmi party aap power generation model

The political watchdog organization BJP Photoshop Laghu Udyog claims to have procured secret plans of the Aam Aadmi Party government to resolve the power crisis after power discoms, angry over being required to be honest are engaging in covert power strikes against the state. This plan is said to be … Continue reading

President regrets not being able to award bravery award to Binny

pranab mukherjee photo

Hailing Vinod Kumar Binny’s recent miraculous escape from the torture chambers of the Anarchist Aadmi Party as the first to break through the tyranny of woolen mufflers and netas who take up the aam aadmi’s space on public transport, leading to overcrowding, [inlinetweet prefix=”” tweeter=”@fek_le” suffix=””]President Pranab Mukherjee said that … Continue reading

Vinod Kumar Binny escapes Anarchist Aadmi Party

vinod kumar binny

After the excruciating tussle between Vinod Kumar Binny and the Aam Aadmi Party (and Arvind Kejriwal in particular) it comes as overwhelming relief to know that Vinod Binny has finally escaped the clutches of the party that had been holding him hostage and surrounded by Very Disappointing People and one … Continue reading