BJP organizes feel good events for demotivated supporters

Tajinder Pal Singh Bagga, our embedded reporter in BJP had a juicy tidbit to share. BJP supporters in Delhi are getting the following message.

There is a Modi wave of joy in the previously dejected supporters at the thought of finally getting some good news in Delhi on politics.

Tajinder Pal Singh Bagga reports that none of the supporters have so far realized that it is only BJP supporters getting this message and that this massive defection by thousands of AAP supporters has been pulled off without those not leaving AAP coming to know everything about it. It seems the supporters who are quitting AAP have more BJP phone numbers than AAP.

Tajinder reports that the plan probably is to get a crowd of BJP supporters to attend the event to “receive” the supposed AAP supporters, when in reality, they will be welcoming each other into the BJP. Every BJP supporter has been asked to attend wearing AAP uniforms – mainly because BJP likes violating the Model Code of Conduct to distract from other breaches of Model Code of Conduct.

Insiders report that this exercise is expected to instill a fresh wave of patriotism among BJP supporters. AAP caps are doing roaring business from those attending tomorrow. Do attend. It promises to be fun. Dress code: AAP caps and jhaadus.

Tajinder Pal Singh Bagga will be monitoring the situation and providing live updates for our entertainment.

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