It has now been confirmed that there was an RSS hand in Arnab Goswami’s media outlet. Coming out all guns blaring Congress has accused Arnab of being paid media and declared that Congress Party members will never ever ever never ever give him an interview again.
“It is betrayal,” confided a source in the party. “Rahul Gandhi had decided to do his first media interview with Arnab Goswami so that he would not have to speak much. However in an unexpected turn of events, Arnab Goswami was uncharacteristically quiet. Rahul baba even spoke slowly to give him the opportunity to interrupt, however Arnab Goswami stubbornly refused to interrupt him while speaking.”
Congress workers are now demanding a probe alleging that it is impossible for Arnab Goswami to not interrupt his guests and that RSS had forced him to stay quiet on the threat of vandalizing his car.
Rahul Gandhi adapted remarkably well to the change of pace and by the time the interview was over, Rahul Gandhi had the perfect answer.
Rahul Gandhi also repeated his answer to media assembled outside the Times Now office to ask him questions about the interview. The tweet release of the answer was done at a Twitter conference where @thecomicproject made the tweet release to the sound of great applause.
Sanjay Jha was ecstatic. “We knew Rahul Gandhi had it in him.” he tweeted, which was instantly retweeted by @RachitSeth.
In unrelated news, an angry reporter was seen storming away from the Times Now building halfway through the interview. “I have been following Rahul baba for 4 years waiting to break the news that will skyrocket me to professional fame when he is announced as the Prime Minister candidate.” he sobbed. “Now he says it will not happen until after the elections. My career is ruined.”