PM Narendra Modi pulls a Kardashian

Modi, Toasting Toaster

New Delhi: In an unexpected move, Prime Minister Narendra Modi and his council of Ministers have pulled up a Kardashian. Sources tell us that with the ongoing success of Pradhan Mantri series with all the turns, anticlimaxes and drama, Ekta Kapoor known as the Queen of Indian Television has pitched … Continue reading

Surprise in Parliament- Major Embarrassment for Congress

Sonia Gandhi, Toasting Toaster

New Delhi: The first session of the sixteenth Lok Sabha started out with a chaos. Confusion and bedlam ruled the day. The hubbub had been regular for the last decade however this particular pandemonium was for all different reason. Indian National Congress President, Mrs. Sonia Gandhi and MP from Rae … Continue reading

276 tribal villages in remote Andhra meet the intergalactic hyperspatial bypass

Vogon Commander Modi

People of soon to be submerged villages, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Namo of the Galactic Hyperspace Irrigation Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial irrigation route through your … Continue reading

Tulsi Virani becomes the next HRD Minister

Toasting Toaster, Smriti Irani, HRD Minister, Tulsi Virani

New Delhi: In an unexpected move by the Prime Minister Narendra Modi, he brings in Mrs. Tulsi Virani as his Human Resource Development minister. With her prior experience handling the Virani and Thakral Family affairs, she was pitted in for the role of Home Minister. Toasting Toaster (Senior Investigative Journalist, … Continue reading

Kiran Bedi to endorse a sanitary napkin brand

Kiran Bedi, Toasting Toaster

Mumbai: In a quite surprising move a top notch FMCG conglomerate has roped in Ms. Kiran Bedi to endorse their brand of sanitary napkins “Niceper”. An endorsement deal of undisclosed amount has been established between the two parties this Thursday for two years. A tier-1 ad agency located in South … Continue reading

An IIT Boy Strikes back

AAP Protest

Kharagpur: In a startling tale of events, a third year Mechanical B.Tech student, Mr. Hemant Dharnewal has called his Automation Professor Ketan Badkari a “Chor”. Toasting Toaster on contacting Mr. Hemant has categorically said that he stands by what he called the professor. The scene happened in the classroom. We … Continue reading

Chicken Pulao for Swearing In Ceremony

New Delhi: In an unprecedented gesture, the newly appointed PM of India Mr. Narendra Modi has invited his counterpart Mr. Nawaz Shareef to be part of his swearing in ceremony. It is also learned that he has asked the official caterers Mrs. Baweja & Company to replace Chicken Biriyani with … Continue reading