फीफा वर्ल्ड कप नहीं फॉलो करने की वजह से युवक डिप्रेशन में

डिप्रेशन का शिकार युवक सड़क पर फुटबाल के बारे में सामान्य ज्ञान पढता हुआ

गुडगाँव: इधर फीफा वर्ल्ड कप का बुखार अपने चरम पर है और इधर मिलेनियम सिटी में आई. टी. उद्योग  में काम करने वाला एक युवक इसे फॉलो ना करने की वजह से डिप्रेशन में चला गया है। युवक की उम्र २८ वर्ष बतायी जाती है। डिप्रेशन के शिकार इस कर्मचारी का नाम नितिन … Continue reading

Midas Mumbani and the bloodlust

midas mumbai mukesh ambani vampire

A long, long time ago, in a far away land, lived a vampire called Midas Mumbani. Like all vampires, Midas Mumbani survived on blood. But unlike other vampires, Midas Mumbani didn’t drink only as much blood as he needed, he feared starvation, so he hoarded blood. Freezer upon freezer of … Continue reading

Marriage certificate mandatory for buying condom: Dr. Harshvardhan

A shopkeeper refusing to handover condom to a buyer as he fails to show his marriage-certificate

New Delhi: After suggesting that Indians should wear values instead of condoms and that abstinence and faithful relationships are more important to contain HIV virus than condoms, India’s Health Minister Dr. Harshvardhan has come up with a new innovative idea. From now onwards, it would be mandatory to display your marriage certificate … Continue reading

PM Narendra Modi pulls a Kardashian

Modi, Toasting Toaster

New Delhi: In an unexpected move, Prime Minister Narendra Modi and his council of Ministers have pulled up a Kardashian. Sources tell us that with the ongoing success of Pradhan Mantri series with all the turns, anticlimaxes and drama, Ekta Kapoor known as the Queen of Indian Television has pitched … Continue reading

Surprise in Parliament- Major Embarrassment for Congress

Sonia Gandhi, Toasting Toaster

New Delhi: The first session of the sixteenth Lok Sabha started out with a chaos. Confusion and bedlam ruled the day. The hubbub had been regular for the last decade however this particular pandemonium was for all different reason. Indian National Congress President, Mrs. Sonia Gandhi and MP from Rae … Continue reading

276 tribal villages in remote Andhra meet the intergalactic hyperspatial bypass

Vogon Commander Modi

People of soon to be submerged villages, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Namo of the Galactic Hyperspace Irrigation Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial irrigation route through your … Continue reading

Tulsi Virani becomes the next HRD Minister

Toasting Toaster, Smriti Irani, HRD Minister, Tulsi Virani

New Delhi: In an unexpected move by the Prime Minister Narendra Modi, he brings in Mrs. Tulsi Virani as his Human Resource Development minister. With her prior experience handling the Virani and Thakral Family affairs, she was pitted in for the role of Home Minister. Toasting Toaster (Senior Investigative Journalist, … Continue reading