Kiran Bedi to endorse a sanitary napkin brand

Kiran Bedi, Toasting Toaster

Mumbai: In a quite surprising move a top notch FMCG conglomerate has roped in Ms. Kiran Bedi to endorse their brand of sanitary napkins “Niceper”. An endorsement deal of undisclosed amount has been established between the two parties this Thursday for two years. A tier-1 ad agency located in South … Continue reading

An IIT Boy Strikes back

AAP Protest

Kharagpur: In a startling tale of events, a third year Mechanical B.Tech student, Mr. Hemant Dharnewal has called his Automation Professor Ketan Badkari a “Chor”. Toasting Toaster on contacting Mr. Hemant has categorically said that he stands by what he called the professor. The scene happened in the classroom. We … Continue reading

Chicken Pulao for Swearing In Ceremony

New Delhi: In an unprecedented gesture, the newly appointed PM of India Mr. Narendra Modi has invited his counterpart Mr. Nawaz Shareef to be part of his swearing in ceremony. It is also learned that he has asked the official caterers Mrs. Baweja & Company to replace Chicken Biriyani with … Continue reading

Ekta Kapoor orders for complete season of Pradhan Mantri

New Delhi: After profound success of the pilot of Pradhan Mantri 101 which was aired today across the Nation on Lok Sabha Television with an astronomical TRP, Ekta Kapoor a well-known Television producer has come forward and ordered for the complete season of the show. Mr. Narendra Modi who comes out … Continue reading

Journalist asks ‘Kya yahan Modi lehar hai?” at restaurant, gets menu card instead

Prominent TimesNow journalist Mallika Bhatt’s Election Special evoked mixed reactions on Friday when Ms. Bhatt, reporting “on the ground” for the 2014 polls, decided to check out the voter’s pulse at the Udupi King restaurant. Out of sheer habit, Ms. Bhatt thrust the mike at a customer Ramesh Kumar – … Continue reading

Let the Development begin: Modi ~ @Maddyb65

Let there be development, said Modi

In an unprecedented development Rajnath Singh, the BJP president, has called a press conference and declared that with the current voter participation, and numerous alliances they’ve already reached the magic 272 figure halfway through the election. Rajnath Singh on Friday affirmed that the National Democratic Alliance has secured a clear … Continue reading

Techie reveals Modinator Modidroid ~ @arhn7

Modinator Modidroid

Rajiv Patail, an Indian origin techie living in Palo Alto California told us about his invention today. He has named it Modinator Modidroid. Modidroid for short. Modidroid is a cross platform software built with Artificial Intelligence and is responsible for running the Gujarat government for past few months now. Rajiv … Continue reading

Investigative report: The AAP-BJP alcohol link

AAP volunteer drunk in some or the other place

The truth behind the curious incident in Varanasi, where the normally peace loving BJP workers appeared to assault the Anarchist Aadmi Party volunteers is stunning. All the claims of the Anarchist Aadmi Party have been proved lies, and India Today, who has made sensational revelations about the ugly side of … Continue reading