Cheatan to star Modi in Revolution 2014. ~ @arhn7

By now everyone has heard about the Cheatan and Modi selfie. Modi ji not only tweeted his selfie with Cheatan but also wished Cheatan on his birthday. What more can a semi popular author ask for. Cheatan is returning the favor by starring Modi in his next movie ‘Revolution 2014’. … Continue reading

The online army worried as elections come to an end soon ~ @arhn7

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Nandu Lal Saxena, twenty two, a resident of Gurgaon, seemed very frustrated and depressed on the evening of April 19. “Yeh kya chu*****a hai yaar” he said when his friends asked him what was wrong. Kaveri Kalamlkar, 32, housewife and a resident of Akola in Maharashtra was also very pensive … Continue reading

#Exposed Giriraj Singh was campaigning against Modi in Bihar

Pakistan in Purnia is in the opposite direction as Nawada from Giriraj's home

In an expose that will rock the BJP, our special correspondent reports on a confidential conversation with Giriraj Singh, BJP candidate for the Nawada constituency in Bihar, who claims to have no hatred for critics of Modi, and was, in fact trying to consolidate them in Bihar in order to defeat … Continue reading

BJP holds Anarchist Aadmi Party responsible for increased campaigning costs

In a long overdue confrontation with Anarchist Aadmi Party, BJP has held them responsible for increased campaigning expenses for the Lok Sabha Elections and accused them of making this a debate issue. “There is a certain code political parties adhere to,” said Jaitley in his latest blog post. “Political parties … Continue reading

BJP election campaign reunites friends separated in childhood

They had been inseparable. Friends forever. Or so they thought, till Anil’s parents had a transfer and had to move out of town. Tearful farewells followed, as did promises to stay in touch forever. Alas, that was the world before internet and two little boys could not do the postcards … Continue reading

EXPOSED!!! Aamir Khan behind Modi’s speech problems

Chatur Modi victim of Aamir Khan's evil designs

An evil plan by the Pakistani agent Aamir Khan working to spread Anarchist Aadmi Party for complete apocalypse of India and the end of civilization as we know it has been exposed by accident after a recent speech by Narendra Modi. While the organized crowd was quite respectful, three covert … Continue reading

BJP cancels plans to release manifesto. Claims chargesheet on UPA is adequate.

Our undercover reporter has reported that the manifesto has been put on hold with party leaders arguing that it is entirely unnecessary to clarify their stand on controversial issues and lose votes. The chargesheet against the UPA shows how serious BJP is about a Congress free India, and that is … Continue reading