Aam Aadmi Party to solve Delhi’s power crisis

The political watchdog organization BJP Photoshop Laghu Udyog claims to have procured secret plans of the Aam Aadmi Party government to resolve the power crisis after power discoms, angry over being required to be honest are engaging in covert power strikes against the state.

This plan is said to be the answer as per BJP Photoshop Laghu Udyog spokesperson AapYoqendra who heads the department for ensuring performance from the fashion model turned policy craftsman Yogendra Yadav.

This is how they will do it

aam aadmi party aap power generation model

Aam Aadmi Party will solve Delhi’s power crisis through volunter powered portable electricity generators.

On being asked if this is adequate to cover Delhi’s power needs, AapYoqendra admitted that it is highly unlikely to produce as much power as BJP’s proposed model of preventing discom strikes by allowing them to run their accounts with the privacy they need as well as covering any remaining deficit with high powered gas and wind turbines they will place around their leaders and volunteers. There is a boost mode that will auto-engage to rapidly increase production when high production environments like media, social media, Assemblies or Parliament.

This does sound like a more superior power generation method than the primitive mechanical methods of Aam Aadmi Party. Delhi is now asking BJP why they did not bring this advantage to the people in spite of Dilliwalas giving them more votes than the Anarchist Aadmi Party. Why were they left to the mercy of primitive incompetent low watt barians?

The BJP official spokesperson replied “mumble mumble Lok Sabha Elections mumble mumble Rahul Gandhi mumble Congress hand mumble aaptard mumble mumble.”

That explains it.

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  20. Great Idea! In fact the idea has been tried in Pune and it works.

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