After the excruciating tussle between Vinod Kumar Binny and the Aam Aadmi Party (and Arvind Kejriwal in particular) it comes as overwhelming relief to know that Vinod Binny has finally escaped the clutches of the party that had been holding him hostage and surrounded by Very Disappointing People and one liar for so long.
As concerned BJP and Congress were debating plans to mount an armed rescue, the tall doors of the common man’s party opened, and silhouetted against the dazzling light coming from within was Binny. Sweating slightly, but mostly in tact as far as the camera could see, Binny immediately called for a press conference to expose the truth of the Anarchist Aadmi Party’s claim of having removed him from the party.
“Arvind Kejriwal is a liar,” pronounced Binny. “I never joined his party and I was desperately trying to leave it. They forced me into joining and staying with the party through manipulation, which I have broken.”
An Aam Aadmi Party supporter spoke on the condition of anonymity and said that Binny had never wanted to join the party and that it was Kumar Vishwas and Arvind Kejriwal who got a magic amulet from a famous baba living in a Himalayan cave. This amulet was fast eroding in the onslaught of hot air and Binny’s claims of not leaving the party were vanishing.
“It was a difficult decision to let go of a puppet leader, but it was inevitable.”