The research organization Twitter has come up with incredible data on a problem that has been bothering patriotic individuals for a long time. The rising divorce rates in India. Turns out that the rates of romances breaking up are even higher, but cannot be measured through statistics, becayuse (d’uh) romances don’t get registered.
However, social media organizations like Twitter and Facebook are able to accurately graph trends, and it turns out that romances are breaking off in direct proportion to the proliferation of a dangerous terrorist organization called Anarchist Aadmi Party
After setting their sights on child labour in election campaigning, they are now breaking off romances and marriages so that heart broken people will turn to AAP, who will comfort them and give them tissues to blow their nose, and recommend campaigning as therapy.
Marriages are already known to be at risk. Our reporter claims that Arvind Kejriwal’s wife is furious that he did not sit quiet and earn big money like a proper politician and now they have to worry about moving to a new home with their daughter due to appear for exams. “What kind of a father puts the country before his daughter? He has made all the corrupt peope angry at once. Who will let us exercise our right to live in this allocated home on rent till we can find another one? All this is because of Aam Aadmi Party. If after the Janlokpal Andolan, he had joined BJP instead, we could have traveled by cheap chartered planes and not be questioned if someone gave us a free ride. I am fed up of this AAP. I want the Buckingham Palace Arnab owes us.”
Arvind Kejriwal’s wife was unavailable for comment and we really believe what our reporter Rahul Kamal said.
What is the world coming to? AAP is sending a perfect country into chaos!