An alarming development in South India is the sudden influx of Muslims with “lite” versions of the Pakistani flag. Sickular are in denial. “The Pakistani flag has a white strip denoting minorities with a pole going through it. Just like real life.”
However, we know better. A patriotic expert has explained that the Pakistani flag no longer has the white line symbolizing minorities, because the green is bombing the shit out of the white. So, like the minorities of Pakistan, the minority of the Pakistani flag too has vanished, and basically, the Pakistani majority is now living in Kerala.
So you see, you have ordinary looking people in a religious procession. It looks so innocent until you read the terror alert kindly issued by BJP Photoshop Laghu Udyog, the only competent security research organization in the country.
The news from New Delhi is that the Kerala Muslims are prospering thanks to the Gulf boom, which is the first sign of them taking over the world. Then, you have what looks like an advertisement for a Demat account, but in reality is the code telling Muslims worldwide to pour money into the bank accounts of these Muslims so that they can take over India either by waging war or paying them to convert.
“Die or get rich quick is the choice Indians have. Hindutva doesn’t stand a chance.” wailed a volunteer of the BJP Photoshop Laghu Udyog – a voluntary organization started to protect the endangered Hindus from extinction. “I have been working non-stop creating images so that people will be scared for the last 6 weeks, and yet I can’t drive through a Muslim locality without seeing half a dozen Muslims.”
“It is really very bad,” the propaganda custodian confessed in a voice trembling with fear. Hinduism is a religion that lasted thousands of years. Survived continuous slaughter from invading Muslims over the last three thousand centuries. Survived the butchery of the British. Breed far less than the despicable Muslims who recover their numbers rapidly after riots. And yet our continued majority status is no guarantee that Hinduism can survive. Something needs to be done.”
I wanted to interview more unpaid volunteers, but alas an anti-Hindu tweet got 20 RTs, and they had to don their safety gear and leap into battle. I left hastily to avoid being taken out by a suicide bomber.