Investigative report: The AAP-BJP alcohol link

AAP volunteer drunk in some or the other place

The truth behind the curious incident in Varanasi, where the normally peace loving BJP workers appeared to assault the Anarchist Aadmi Party volunteers is stunning. All the claims of the Anarchist Aadmi Party have been proved lies, and India Today, who has made sensational revelations about the ugly side of … Continue reading

EXPOSED!!! Aamir Khan behind Modi’s speech problems

Chatur Modi victim of Aamir Khan's evil designs

An evil plan by the Pakistani agent Aamir Khan working to spread Anarchist Aadmi Party for complete apocalypse of India and the end of civilization as we know it has been exposed by accident after a recent speech by Narendra Modi. While the organized crowd was quite respectful, three covert … Continue reading

New Jantar Mantar In Varanasi

Guest post by superspy Itch Guard salesman, Prashant Khanna. Stocks expected to boom soon. To ensure continuity in his ‘Dharnas’ without any break, Aam Aadmi Supremo Arvind Kejriwal today ordered UP chief minister to construct a new ‘Jantar Mantar’ in Varanasi. Mr. Kejriwal was pensive and appeared slightly concerned about … Continue reading

Rising infidelity in India due to Aam Aadmi Party

The research organization Twitter has come up with incredible data on a problem that has been bothering patriotic individuals for a long time. The rising divorce rates in India. Turns out that the rates of romances breaking up are even higher, but cannot be measured through statistics, becayuse (d’uh) romances … Continue reading

The strength of Arvind Kejriwal

Kejriwal carrying Rahul and Sonia Gandhi

An important photo leaked by investigating agencies shows Kejriwal carrying Rahul Gandhi and Sonia Gandhi to an undisclosed location. This has got the BJP worried, as they need Rahul and Sonia to be there for their election campaign to succeed. Dr. Harshvardhan protested that this was unconstitutional. “Kejriwal should be … Continue reading

AAP team gatecrashes into Cong-BJP Kabaddi match, melee ensues

In a surprise development, an AAP team forced itself into a Cong-BJP kabaddi match and insisted on participating in the game. The audience was stunned as an AAP team lead by Arvind Kejriwal in a muffler entered the ground just when an angry Meenakshi Lekhi of the BJP lifted the umpire … Continue reading

Vinod Kumar Binny escapes Anarchist Aadmi Party

vinod kumar binny

After the excruciating tussle between Vinod Kumar Binny and the Aam Aadmi Party (and Arvind Kejriwal in particular) it comes as overwhelming relief to know that Vinod Binny has finally escaped the clutches of the party that had been holding him hostage and surrounded by Very Disappointing People and one … Continue reading