An IIT Boy Strikes back

AAP Protest

Kharagpur: In a startling tale of events, a third year Mechanical B.Tech student, Mr. Hemant Dharnewal has called his Automation Professor Ketan Badkari a “Chor”. Toasting Toaster on contacting Mr. Hemant has categorically said that he stands by what he called the professor. The scene happened in the classroom. We … Continue reading

BJP election campaign reunites friends separated in childhood

They had been inseparable. Friends forever. Or so they thought, till Anil’s parents had a transfer and had to move out of town. Tearful farewells followed, as did promises to stay in touch forever. Alas, that was the world before internet and two little boys could not do the postcards … Continue reading

New Jantar Mantar In Varanasi

Guest post by superspy Itch Guard salesman, Prashant Khanna. Stocks expected to boom soon. To ensure continuity in his ‘Dharnas’ without any break, Aam Aadmi Supremo Arvind Kejriwal today ordered UP chief minister to construct a new ‘Jantar Mantar’ in Varanasi. Mr. Kejriwal was pensive and appeared slightly concerned about … Continue reading

The strength of Arvind Kejriwal

Kejriwal carrying Rahul and Sonia Gandhi

An important photo leaked by investigating agencies shows Kejriwal carrying Rahul Gandhi and Sonia Gandhi to an undisclosed location. This has got the BJP worried, as they need Rahul and Sonia to be there for their election campaign to succeed. Dr. Harshvardhan protested that this was unconstitutional. “Kejriwal should be … Continue reading

Vinod Kumar Binny escapes Anarchist Aadmi Party

vinod kumar binny

After the excruciating tussle between Vinod Kumar Binny and the Aam Aadmi Party (and Arvind Kejriwal in particular) it comes as overwhelming relief to know that Vinod Binny has finally escaped the clutches of the party that had been holding him hostage and surrounded by Very Disappointing People and one … Continue reading