Marriage certificate mandatory for buying condom: Dr. Harshvardhan

A shopkeeper refusing to handover condom to a buyer as he fails to show his marriage-certificate

New Delhi: After suggesting that Indians should wear values instead of condoms and that abstinence and faithful relationships are more important to contain HIV virus than condoms, India’s Health Minister Dr. Harshvardhan has come up with a new innovative idea. From now onwards, it would be mandatory to display your marriage certificate … Continue reading

Surprise in Parliament- Major Embarrassment for Congress

Sonia Gandhi, Toasting Toaster

New Delhi: The first session of the sixteenth Lok Sabha started out with a chaos. Confusion and bedlam ruled the day. The hubbub had been regular for the last decade however this particular pandemonium was for all different reason. Indian National Congress President, Mrs. Sonia Gandhi and MP from Rae … Continue reading

Investigative report: The AAP-BJP alcohol link

AAP volunteer drunk in some or the other place

The truth behind the curious incident in Varanasi, where the normally peace loving BJP workers appeared to assault the Anarchist Aadmi Party volunteers is stunning. All the claims of the Anarchist Aadmi Party have been proved lies, and India Today, who has made sensational revelations about the ugly side of … Continue reading

The online army worried as elections come to an end soon ~ @arhn7

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Nandu Lal Saxena, twenty two, a resident of Gurgaon, seemed very frustrated and depressed on the evening of April 19. “Yeh kya chu*****a hai yaar” he said when his friends asked him what was wrong. Kaveri Kalamlkar, 32, housewife and a resident of Akola in Maharashtra was also very pensive … Continue reading

#Exposed Giriraj Singh was campaigning against Modi in Bihar

Pakistan in Purnia is in the opposite direction as Nawada from Giriraj's home

In an expose that will rock the BJP, our special correspondent reports on a confidential conversation with Giriraj Singh, BJP candidate for the Nawada constituency in Bihar, who claims to have no hatred for critics of Modi, and was, in fact trying to consolidate them in Bihar in order to defeat … Continue reading

BJP election campaign reunites friends separated in childhood

They had been inseparable. Friends forever. Or so they thought, till Anil’s parents had a transfer and had to move out of town. Tearful farewells followed, as did promises to stay in touch forever. Alas, that was the world before internet and two little boys could not do the postcards … Continue reading

BJP attempts a hostile takeover of Adobe Systems, makers of photoshop software

New Jersey: The BJP, India’s leading patron of Adobe System’s award winning software Adobe Photoshop, today attempted a hostile takeover of Adobe Systems Incorporated. Official sources indicate that the bid was mounted after the BJP came under increased pressure from Arvind Kejriwal of AAP.  Kejriwal had challenged BJP to prove … Continue reading

AAP team gatecrashes into Cong-BJP Kabaddi match, melee ensues

In a surprise development, an AAP team forced itself into a Cong-BJP kabaddi match and insisted on participating in the game. The audience was stunned as an AAP team lead by Arvind Kejriwal in a muffler entered the ground just when an angry Meenakshi Lekhi of the BJP lifted the umpire … Continue reading

Angel tattoo mysteriously becomes Narendra Modi on hearing a speech

modi face morphed onto woman back

An amazing miracle has come to light. BJP Photoshop Laghu Udyog, a scientific organization that conducts research of claims into paranormal happenings recently certified that a woman who had an angel tattoo on her back heard a Narendra Modi speech and felt a burning sensation on her back. The speech … Continue reading

Aam Aadmi Party to solve Delhi’s power crisis

aam aadmi party aap power generation model

The political watchdog organization BJP Photoshop Laghu Udyog claims to have procured secret plans of the Aam Aadmi Party government to resolve the power crisis after power discoms, angry over being required to be honest are engaging in covert power strikes against the state. This plan is said to be … Continue reading