मोदीनोमिक्स

(चुनाव के पहले) मोदी: इस देश की अर्थव्यवस्था किसने बिगाड़ी? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: किसने बिगाड़ी? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: तो %&^*^(&$*&%* कौन? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: तो इसको सुधारेगा कौन? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: तो वोट किसको दोगे? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. … Continue reading

PM Narendra Modi pulls a Kardashian

Modi, Toasting Toaster

New Delhi: In an unexpected move, Prime Minister Narendra Modi and his council of Ministers have pulled up a Kardashian. Sources tell us that with the ongoing success of Pradhan Mantri series with all the turns, anticlimaxes and drama, Ekta Kapoor known as the Queen of Indian Television has pitched … Continue reading

Tulsi Virani becomes the next HRD Minister

Toasting Toaster, Smriti Irani, HRD Minister, Tulsi Virani

New Delhi: In an unexpected move by the Prime Minister Narendra Modi, he brings in Mrs. Tulsi Virani as his Human Resource Development minister. With her prior experience handling the Virani and Thakral Family affairs, she was pitted in for the role of Home Minister. Toasting Toaster (Senior Investigative Journalist, … Continue reading

Ekta Kapoor orders for complete season of Pradhan Mantri

New Delhi: After profound success of the pilot of Pradhan Mantri 101 which was aired today across the Nation on Lok Sabha Television with an astronomical TRP, Ekta Kapoor a well-known Television producer has come forward and ordered for the complete season of the show. Mr. Narendra Modi who comes out … Continue reading

Journalist asks ‘Kya yahan Modi lehar hai?” at restaurant, gets menu card instead

Prominent TimesNow journalist Mallika Bhatt’s Election Special evoked mixed reactions on Friday when Ms. Bhatt, reporting “on the ground” for the 2014 polls, decided to check out the voter’s pulse at the Udupi King restaurant. Out of sheer habit, Ms. Bhatt thrust the mike at a customer Ramesh Kumar – … Continue reading

Techie reveals Modinator Modidroid ~ @arhn7

Modinator Modidroid

Rajiv Patail, an Indian origin techie living in Palo Alto California told us about his invention today. He has named it Modinator Modidroid. Modidroid for short. Modidroid is a cross platform software built with Artificial Intelligence and is responsible for running the Gujarat government for past few months now. Rajiv … Continue reading

Cheatan to star Modi in Revolution 2014. ~ @arhn7

By now everyone has heard about the Cheatan and Modi selfie. Modi ji not only tweeted his selfie with Cheatan but also wished Cheatan on his birthday. What more can a semi popular author ask for. Cheatan is returning the favor by starring Modi in his next movie ‘Revolution 2014’. … Continue reading