Congress and Samajwadi Party conspiracy to sabotage Narmada pipeline

Taking advantage of Modi’s open invitations for various Chief Ministers to drive cars in the Narmada pipelines, Samajwadi Party and Corrupt Congress party conspired to make Modi look foolish in front of paid media.

Ashok Ghelot, Tarun Gogoi, Shiela Dixit (when she was CM) and Akhilesh Yadav, who had all been invited by Narendra Modi himself to drive inside the Narmada pipeline took larger cars than the recommended Marutis and decided to drive at the same time. Sheila Dixit took the lead and deliberately drove slow, leading to a jam. The three Chief Ministers got out of their cars and sneaked out of the pipelines and returned to their respective states.

Then they pretended as if nothing had happened, but Modi’s PR agency was fighting a terrible secret war. With the pipeline blocked, the water was stagnating in some places and was completely absent in others, leading to a situation where…

Samajwadi Party and Congress conspiracy

Samajwadi Party and Congress conspiracy to sabotage Gujarat’s world famous water pipeline.

The state investigative agency BJP Photoshop Laghhu Udyog has been pressed into service to investigate the matter. Thousands of Photoshop workers have been pressed into service to locate the cars blocking the flow of water and establish their ownership as Congressi and Samajwadi Party.

When asked for comment, a Congress leader who refused to be named said “Bah. They are jealous of Rahul baba.” No one from Samajwadi Party was available for comment, as intelligence reports indicate that there may be a repeat attempt to steal Azam Khan’s buffaloes and everyone is busy securing them.

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