As the largest democracy, India gets to define what democracy is
Dear consumers of Indian democracy,
We have decided that it is too much trouble getting everyone to listen to all those weak people, and a more efficient model is required. In this interest, we believe that it will be easier to simply tell everyone to become just like everyone else in the larger interest of the country.
Please note that anyone who doesn’t agree is acting against national interest. Point such people out to us so that we can …. convince them.
When in doubt, don’t complain. Enjoy your experience of the world’s largest democracy. We live to serve you.