As he entered his Maruti 800, he knew he is going to capture the mob of over 1000 armed men through his Nokia 6600. “Be ready for everything and if anything happens, just bolt.” He told his driver. An hour long ride and then as he looked out of the … Continue reading
“Where am I?” “Hello! My friend. This is Hindu-7763892 and we…. are in….. Heaven!” “What?” “Yes, my friend, you’re in …… Ramrajya.” “Bu… t when I slept last night it was not Ramrajya(?), it was a sickular nation full of commies and leftists and liberandus and independent women…. allowed to … Continue reading
This question may lead you to revealing too much about your age to us, but have you seen the educational documentary Pushpak? It is very relevant to modern times. Kamal Haasan had predicted and demonstrated identity theft much before the age of the Aadhaar Scam made it easier. But that … Continue reading
(चुनाव के पहले) मोदी: इस देश की अर्थव्यवस्था किसने बिगाड़ी? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: किसने बिगाड़ी? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: तो %&^*^(&$*&%* कौन? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: तो इसको सुधारेगा कौन? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी.. मोदी: तो वोट किसको दोगे? भक्त: मोदी.. मोदी.. … Continue reading
1) At some point of time in future, a man will lead India and they will no longer be ashamed of being Indian. 2) A language will evolve in India as a language of common people in which Good will translate as ‘achcha’ and Day will translate as ‘din’. 3) … Continue reading
Donald Trump was asked “If oxygen was discovered in 1783, how could human breathe before?” He answered at length as follows: I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me, and they ask me. They say, … Continue reading
Anupam Kher: Only ‘champagne liberals’ talk about intolerance. …there are some people in the party [BJP] who speak nonsense, and ill-behave, whether it is Sadhvi or Yogi…they should be put behind the bars, thrown out of the party.
Sadhvi Prachi: That’s sheer intolerance!
Anupam Kher: You’re a champagne liberal!
Sadhvi Prachi: Wh…at? I am what?
Anupam Kher: Shut up or I’ll call police.
Sadhvi Prachi: We will continue our fight for the Hindu cause and if you have courage, you should jail me and Yogi Adityanath.
Yogi Adityanath: Anupam Kher has proved that he is a villain not only on reel but also in real life.
Anupam Kher: That’s intolerance!
Sadhvi Prachi and Yogi: You’re a champagne liberal!
“Mass murder by chemicals should be punishable by death while the same by more organic methods will be looked upon with much leniency,” opines an expert who does not want to be named, studying streams of cascading data on his laptop before a state-of-the-art research center in Denialistan. “Because we must all … Continue reading
Intelligence agencies in India have flagged Barak’s National Prayer Breakfast speech as alarming. “It is impossible that after having such a thrilling experience at our Republic Day, and being our Prime Minister’s best friend, he forgot so soon.” a senior official shared, on the condition of confidentiality. “Baba Ramdev has … Continue reading
New Delhi: In a shocking revelation by the finance ministry, Arun Jaitley, popularly known as 78% Media Mantri and 22% Finance minister, has revealed some shocking information in the Rajya Sabha today that has shaken the very existence and being of all Indians. During the ongoing parliament section, there has … Continue reading